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While common press people and local pols subsisted on mysterious buffet-line chicken pucks and leftover iceberg lettuce in the debate’s freezing media warehouse, Big Bill Clinton was feasting on “four kinds of steak” specially prepared for him by chef Barry Dakake of the swank N9NE steakhouse. And the food wasn’t just for Bill!

America’s beloved ex-president had about 20 “friends” over at his private Bellagio villa, and they were all so hungry. (Also please note that the Las Vegas Review-Journal gossip columnist proudly sports an eyepatch.) [NORM! Vegas Confidential]

Government scientists have come to the rock-solid conclusion that it’s totally safe to eat cloned meat and dairy products from cloned animals. This basically means that you can stumble upon the Perfect Steak and then get the ID number of the animal, probably through some DNA detector built into next year’s Blackberry models, and continue to eat that steak forever. MORE »

* Steak and Blowjob Day is already 3/4’s of the way finished, but the night is young, DC. The night is young. [Circle V]
* “Lust stalks you like a beast, attacking at every opportunity, attempting to poison your life with its self-centered cravings.” Gah. We wish. [BreakawayMag]
* What have you done today for the cause? [Tomatoes Are Delicious]
* The Gawker Stalker Map, powered by Google, and bringing it’s double true goodness to a city near you. [Gawker]