Here is a very interesting poll from your Gallup organization, which shows Undecided finally pulling away form Neither/Other in the polls. However, Candidate “Total not Obama or McCain” is beating both their hindquarters — suggesting that Ron Paul really is secretly pulling the levers of Democracy and positioning himself for an eleventh-hour November blowout. [Gallup Daily]

Triumphalist Obamatards, cover your ears: Hillary Clinton is still running for President, and it looks like she’ll win the Ohio primary. A Survey USA poll released today shows Clinton ahead of her opponent Barack Obama by 10 points. And a Rasmussen poll taken over the weekend has Clinton ahead by six. This means her campaign can continue on to Pennsylvania and maybe lose there instead. [WCPO, Rasmussen Reports, Real Clear Politics] MORE »

It is indeed a sad day in America when a “heterosexual” man can’t hang out all the time with his many gay friends at a local gay bar acting “very feminine” without somehow getting accused of gayness. And yet that is precisely the position gay Florida governor Charlie Crist confronts as one of the nation’s most rumor-dogged opponents of gay marriage. The owner of the Green Iguana bar in Tampa now says that back in the early 90s, when Crist had just begun his political career, the future governor frequented this very gay bar and felt right at home. MORE »

It comes as no surprise to the other 49 states in America that Texas is secretly run by the devil–but now there’s definitive proof. A disturbing report from Experian shows that Texans’ average credit score is a frightening 666. MORE »