Massachusetts Legislator Arrested For Sexy Groping, Gives Police Fellow Legislator’s Name
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
Massachusetts state Senator J. James Marzilli Jr. has a certain daily routine. He likes to take a pleasant constitutional through Lowell, Massachusetts’ beautiful parks. During this time of year, of course, the ladies of the park tend to gather in their flowing, bounteous summer dresses, to drink iced tea and chat about our boys overseas. Marzilli enjoys overhearing the ladies’ conversations, and then he enjoys approaching the individual ladies, and then he enjoys lunging for their chotches and boobs. Then he enjoys running from the cops against traffic in one-way streets, dressed like a hobo, scaring the patrons at the hot dog stands; and when he is caught, he enjoys giving the cops the name of another state legislator, while crying for his life. MORE »
Massachusetts state Senator J. James Marzilli Jr. has a certain daily routine. He likes to take a pleasant constitutional through Lowell, Massachusetts’ beautiful parks. During this time of year, of course, the ladies of the park tend to gather in their flowing, bounteous summer dresses, to drink iced tea and chat about our boys overseas. Marzilli enjoys overhearing the ladies’ conversations, and then he enjoys approaching the individual ladies, and then he enjoys lunging for their chotches and boobs. Then he enjoys running from the cops against traffic in one-way streets, dressed like a hobo, scaring the patrons at the hot dog stands; and when he is caught, he enjoys giving the cops the name of another state legislator, while crying for his life. MORE »
A Utah state senator, Chris Buttars, last week described an education bill in perfectly non-controversial terms: “This baby is black, I’ll tell you. This is a dark, ugly thing.” Buttars, a Republican, apologized for this comment, but the damn liberals are on his case as usual. He described the heat in this similarly non-controversial manner: “But then they started getting meaner and meaner and meaner to the point it is just a hate lynch mob.” Did we mention that the damn liberals in question are the NAACP? 