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Parents Forced To Collect Drunk Ohio GOP State Senator Son From Party

AND ON THE “LIGHTER SIDE!” As we mentioned last week, Ohio State Senator Jarrod Martin was charged with drunk driving and child endangerment, just another “normal week” for Ohio’s legislative body, at this point. But also fun! Martin is predictably no stranger to idiot middle-of-the-night run-ins with police. There is a litany of dumb facts about Martin’s drunken antics here, but our favorite is the one where his parents were forced to pick up Martin and his friends from a (probably nude gay wrestling) party in the middle of the night: Read more on Parents Forced To Collect Drunk Ohio GOP State Senator Son From Party…
  bad time to go on vacation

South Carolina State Senator Posts Dumb Anti-Obama Tee Shirt Pic On His Blog

Oh Lordy be. Whenever there’s a slow news cycle, we need only look to our friends in South Carolina for a little pick-me-up. Here’s a bit of hilarity from State Senator Kevin Bryant, who put up this post a few days ago. Judging from the URL and one of the comments, it was originally titled “vacation and funny picture.” Now it’s been changed to just “picture” because apparently SOME PEOPLE CAN’T TAKE A JOKE. [Senator Kevin Bryant via Snead] Read more on South Carolina State Senator Posts Dumb Anti-Obama Tee Shirt Pic On His Blog…
 

Texas State Senator Responds To Chris Matthews’ Hilarious Assault

Chris Matthews seemed reserved most of last night, until around 11 p.m. ET when he decided to scream at some Texas state senator who supports Barack Obama. You can watch this brilliant piece of television history here. While Matthews’ arbitrary tantrum drew most of the attention, it was somewhat pathetic that this state senator, Kirk Watson, couldn’t name a single accomplishment of Barack Obama’s on national teevee. But like most Americans, Watson has a blog, and today he wrote a response that begins, “So … That really happened.” And then he whines and posts some silly LOLcats and stuff. [Kirk Watson] Read more on Texas State Senator Responds To Chris Matthews’ Hilarious Assault…