Tag: state legislatures

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Racist Georgia Rep Forced To Withdraw Racist Bills After Doing Racism In Public, Unfair!

Remember "Heritage, Not Hate," that malignant tumor on the ass of American society that we thought we killed in 2015? LOLNOPE, it's still very much alive and well, although one Georgia lawmaker is now being forced to rescind his...
The monument is 6 feet high, so that man and buggy must be HUGE

Oklahoma Has Cunning, Wildly Unconstitutional Plan To Keep The Gays From Marrying

What's an Oklahoman to do after the mean nasty libturd Supreme Court declared marriage equality the law of the land, full stop, no takesies backsies in 2015? Why, make it illegal for anyone with an STI to get married,...
Next he will be governor, then president, and after that king of the universe!

Totally Sane Colorado State Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt To Do Something Very Sane, We Bet

Oh boy, Doctor Chaps is back! We've so missed his weekly declarations of demonic possession now that he got a big boy job in the Colorado legislature. You might remember the self-proclaimed Doctor Chaps (his words!) as the teevee preacher...

Nominate Your Terrible Local Lawmakers for Legislative Sh*tmuffin of the Year!

It's that time of year again, Wonketeers! We're gathering nominations for our coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year award. Competition for 2014 honors in both national and state divisions has been fierce and we want to be sure we...
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John Oliver: Forget The Senate, These State Elections Are Really Going To Screw Us (Video)

Tomorrow's the big election, and while most of the hoopla is about who's going to control the Senate, John Oliver would just like to remind you that 1) No matter who's in charge, the Senate isn't going to get...

You Can Pry The Smith & Wesson From Lady’s Cold Dead Hoo-Haw, And Other Notable Gun News

Oh hai! Welcome to this edition of Our Cold Dead Hands, Wonkette’s weekly look at the state of the gun debate in America, where evil liberals bent on controlling every aspect of your lives continue their efforts to disarm...

Tennessee State Rep. Knows Precisely How Obama Will Steal This Election

Good news, people of Tennessee: we get to discuss your state legislature again this morning! Oh, put away your groans. This guy you've got, state Rep. Kelly Keisling, had such a smart insight into the future of American politics...

Campaign Manager of the Year Outs Boss’s Gay Son

Colorado state Rep. Marsha Looper's campaign manager, Lana Fore-Warkocz, was so excited about her boss voting against civil unions that she simply had to get on the email machine and spread the word to supporters! Marsha Looper is not...

NC Developers Working Hard To Prevent Scientists From Making Sea Level Forecasts

North Carolina science people have determined that coastal sea levels are expected to rise 1 meter by 2100 -- far more than they've traditionally risen, due to the expected impacts of climate change. But developers in 20 coastal counties,...

Chris Christie Looks Forward To Screaming Down Gay Marriage Bill

New Jersey's Senate passed a gay marriage bill today! Now it will go to the state Assembly, which will pass it, because Assemblies pass everything. Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey,...

Virginia Majority Leader Screws Old Corpses, Makes Wife Watch

While Morgan Griffith is now merely majority leader of the Virginia House of Delegates, one day he shall become the Republican White Obama, of Ancient Prophecy. Because why the fuck not, right? This is some Real American cred here:...

WINGNUTS FURIOUS OVER... WELL, ANY MUSLIM: "RICHMOND -- Hundreds of people are urging legislators to boycott the House of Delegates' floor session on Thursday, when a Falls Church imam whom they accuse of condoning violence and defending terrorism is...

Illinois Governor To Raise Taxes ONE HUNDRED MILLION PERCENT ON EVERYONE!

It sounds scary when it's written like this: "Gov. Pat Quinn today called for a 33 percent increase in the state income tax rate to raise money for education and ease deep cuts he's proposed in his new budget...

California Hardcore Anti-Gay Rights GOP State Senator Caught… (Finish Yourself)

California State Sen. Roy Ashburn, a major family values, anti-gay Republican father of four, also likes to FUCK MEN IN THE ASS. He was pulled over and given a DUI the other night while returning from a Sacramento gay...

DAVID PATERSON'S FRIENDS ARE LEAVING! Did you hear that the New York Times finally got around to writing something vaguely damning about David Paterson? One of his aides beat up a nice lady, on Halloween, and David Paterson later...

EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS 'BOB MARSHALL': "RICHMOND — State Delegate Bob Marshall of Manassas says disabled children are God's punishment to women who have aborted their first pregnancy." Bob Marshall would know this, considering the several hundred abortions he...