Tag: state department

It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?
The eyes seem to follow your wallet around the room

How Can Hillary Clinton Defend Her Foundation When It Hasn’t Bought Any Snazzy Art?

You want to compare foundations, Donald? Let's compare foundations.
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Ecuador Grounds Julian Assange From Internet For Being Raging Douchewhistle

Did John Kerry pressure Ecuador? is there a global conspiracy? DO YOU CARE?
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!
Unclear whether it's the Clinton or Trump foundation. If the workers never got paid, it's Trump's.

Guess Which Charity Is More Terrific, Yooge, Best Charity, Hillary Clinton’s Or Donald Trump’s? No, Guess!

Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.
Look at 'em schemin'!

Hillary Clinton Attended Birthday Party Of Clinton Foundation Official Bill Clinton! GO TO JAIL!

OMG, you guys, the noose is definitely tightening around the many foul crimes Hillary Clinton committed while Secretary of State, when she did all kinds of rotten stuff that would simply shock you, and which any ordinary American would...

Wingnut Conspiracies About Hillary Clinton’s Ailing Health Debunked By Jar Of Pickles

Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!

Hillary Clinton’s Emails Totally Colin Powell’s Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America?

Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too.
Eew, gross

Hillary Clinton Touts Endorsement By Terrible Human John Negroponte. Don’t Tout That, Hillary!

Hillary Clinton is proud of an endorsement she really should have said "no thanks" to. And now we must sigh heavily.
A study in contrasts

Looks Like The Philippines Already Elected Their Donald Trump. How’s That Workin’ Out For Them?

Wondering what a Trump presidency might look like? Check out Philippines' president Rodrigo Duterte, who's all about law and order and saying any damn thing he wants to.