Tag: state department
You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.
Because what the State Department needs is an army of MBAsplainers!
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Trump’s Law & Order America: Woman Gets 5 Years For Illegal Vote, Actual Nazi War Criminal Still Free
What a strange country we've become.
We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.
Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.