Tag: state department

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

US Diplomats Said ‘Please Don’t Deport Refugees, It’s Bad.’ Trump Said, ‘We Still Have Diplomats?’

Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

Rex Tillerson Burned Down Deep State, Also State Department

Because what the State Department needs is an army of MBAsplainers!

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

BREAKING: Trump Fires Everyone Who Ever Spoke Tillerson’s Name, Including YOU

Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Spy Chiefs: Russia’s Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.