Tag: state department

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

Speaking Truth to Hair. Wonkagenda, Tues. Feb. 21, 2017

Trump finally finds someone to replace Mike Flynn, CPAC shitcans a scumbag, and Governor Joe Piscopo? Your morning news brief!

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here

Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017

Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!

Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?

As we all know from action movies, senior diplomats just get in the way.

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!

New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely

This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Barack Obama Throws Russian Diplomats Out His Damn House!

Russia's poop has come home to roost.
Also a TrekkER, not a TrekkIE

Nice Time! Congress Votes Unanimously To Protect Nonbelievers’ Rights. What Are They Up To????

'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Story Of Mob-Run Fake ‘U.S. Embassy’ In Ghana Would Make A Pretty Good Movie, We Bet

A fake U.S. Embassy operating for ten years? What's not to like about this as a movie premise?

How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China’s Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD.

It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.