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Posts Tagged ‘state’

Barack Obama Wins Texas Primacaucus Nightmare!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Mostly hat, some cattleOh you thought Hillary Clinton won Texas on March 4? Think again! Instead of a normal voting system, Texas has a vast and specially designed labyrinth of despair that prevents all but the most froth-mouthed true believers from ever emerging with something called a “vote” — so upon second inspection, it looks like the latest round goes to Barack Obama. MORE »


Georgia Legislature Preps Cheerleader Gangbang

Friday, December 7th, 2007

GAlogo.jpgFinally, years of constantly checking the Georgia House of Representatives’ records have produced a veritable find! OK, so it’s from 1999, but we’ll bite anyway. Enter HR 1187: “A RESOLUTION inviting the South Forsyth High School Cheerleaders and their coaches to appear before the House of Representatives; and for other purposes.” … Go on? MORE »