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Posts Tagged ‘stargate’

MLB Creating Space-Time Portal To Defeat U.S. Cuban Embargo

Thursday, April 26th, 2007


Problem: Cuba produces fantastic baseball players, but the thousand-year Cuban embargo makes it impossible for Major League Baseball scouts to farm Cuban players.
Solution: Create a dimensional portal to go around the U.S. embargo! MORE »