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Good morning, here is your news: Alleged Arizona massacre gunman Jared Loughner “photographed himself posing with a 9mm handgun while wearing a red G-string,” according to law enforcement people who actually saw this photograph, before removing their eyeballs with a spoon. The photo was discovered in a roll of film that Loughner had dropped off [...]
Variations of this new Starbucks ad have been on the television recently, for some new coffee dongle. Essentially, “now you can pay a shitload for our instant coffee too!” But town halls are dead, is the point. They’ve been dead for a month or so, and now they are dead-dead. [YouTube]
You might be reluctant to vote today. It’s certainly understandable: Maybe it’s raining, or maybe you live in one of the 48 states that isn’t a count-y one, or most likely, your identity has already been plagiarized by an ACORN. But not voting means foregoing that declarative fashion sticker, plus missing out on all of [...]
Staunch conservative baby harvester Rep. Michele Bachmann sez: “First we were told that Bear Stearns was too big to fail, then we were told that Freddie/Fannie were too big to fail, then we were told that AIG was too big to fail. What’s next, Starbucks too big to fail?” Ha ha ha, oh heavens, we [...]
The “A” location on this space satellite Google Maps image is 2101 L Street NW, the ONLY Starbucks that will be closed in Washington D.C. out of 600-ish closed ones nationwide. This is problematic for two reasons: (1) there is nary another bean shop anywhere near this rich, young-professionalized and textbook yuppie part of Northwest [...]
