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Government Toilet Fixed, In Space

by Ken Layne 2:08 pm June 4, 2008

America is back! Our astronauts floating in that useless goddamned tin can that uselessly orbits around the Earth forever can finally take off their shitty diapers and use a toilet again. This is because Our Government sent one of its three unexploded space shuttles up to low-earth orbit, at a cost of Many Billions of [...]

by Jim Newell 11:21 am May 14, 2008

Begun These Dork Wars Have

by Ken Layne 1:30 pm May 2, 2008

Philadelphia So Crazy On Election Day

by Jim Newell 7:02 pm April 22, 2008

by Ken Layne 12:06 am February 21, 2008

Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite

by Ken Layne 11:11 pm February 18, 2008

Russians Armed & Dangerous Aboard International Space Station

by Ken Layne 2:45 pm February 14, 2008

Costumed Fascists: Rudy Giuliani Finds His Political Base

by Ken Layne 2:34 pm July 19, 2007

CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Gossip Roundup: La AUDACIA de la ESPERANZA

by Alex Pareene 3:03 pm April 2, 2007

R2D2 Smuggling Death Star Plans From White House

by Ken Layne 1:22 pm March 20, 2007

Useless Mailboxes Disguised As Helpful Robot Friends

by Ken Layne 3:51 pm March 15, 2007

Daily Briefing: Fearless and Inventive Scum

by Alex Pareene 8:08 am October 16, 2006

Cartoon Violence Has To Say “What The Hell?” Sometimes, Just Like You

by Alex Pareene 1:07 pm September 22, 2006

One of Those Laser Cannons Will End Up on the Streets of the Bronx by Monday, Mark Our Words

by Alex Pareene 3:47 pm July 21, 2006

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