Jared Paul Stern, formerly of Payola Six, famously quipped: “We know how to destroy people. It’s what we do.”
Here at shiny happy Wonkette, our motto is a little different: “We know how to create celebrities. It’s what we do.”
Jessica Cutler? Check. Butterstick? Check. Stormie Janzen? Check. And, of course, our most recent creation: HUD spokeshottie Dustee Tucker (at left).
Dustee may not yet be a household name. But she’s certainly “famous-for-D.C.,” or fast on her way there. First, she’s already getting noticed by the Posties (who refer to her as “Wonkette’s new favorite”).
Second, she’s getting spotted around town:
Is it possible to type breathlessly? Because I am, sugar.
I saw Dustee Tucker today. The Dustee Tucker.
There I am, at the Austin Grill on E Street, shoveling handful after handful of chips and salsa into my mouth with a steady and practiced hand, when I looked up to see Dustee Tucker walking toward me. Dustee Tucker. Toward me.
After the jump, check out the rest of this hilariously brilliant — but yes, vaguely creepy — email.
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