Well, that was insane. Sara almost cried. Jim got caught by the Secret Service. And your editor didn’t have an actual seat, so he sat outside liveblogging various speeches, and then headed inside the thunderdome for Obama’s entrance. Let’s post a bunch of photos! MORE »

Your Wonkette has been chopped into three pieces, like a Starfish, and your current editor is just sitting in Level Two against a brick wall, on the concrete. We saw Stevie Wonder sing two songs! And, uh, Sheryl Crow sing like 7,000 songs which all sounded like shopping for lawn furniture on heroin. Al, what do you say? MORE »

* “Unless you enjoy flushing $10 bills down the toity, I do not recommend signing up for the Cherry Blossom high tea on the Potomac …. A handful of Hershey’s kisses (whaa?) on the tables and a plate of stale cookies.” [Brunch Bird]
* “I didn’t get to bed until 5:30 on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Laura Sessions Stepp would not be pleased with me.” [hey pretty]
* Photos from inside the new stadium. [Near Southeast Redevelopment/Revitalization]
* New DC slogans, “Washington, D.C.: Less of a target than New York” and “Washington, D.C.: Our subway system is as easy as our interns.” [The DC Universe]
* DC Tech Events happening this week. [Ross Notes]