Are the Irish To Blame For Lobbyists, Too?
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
On this day when all Americans have “a case of the Blarney,” it is important to remember that the actual Irish were literally the Mexicans of their day, when they came to America. Why? Nobody remembers now, but apparently the Irish took all the shit jobs the white people didn’t want, and because of this the hard-working immigrants were characterized as degenerate trolls. (See illustration at right.) MORE »












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