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Here is a clip of the Massachusetts Speaker of the House joking at a St. Patrick’s Day breakfast about how his very young, idealistic, underpaid female employee is a prostitute. We have a name for folks like Sal DiMasi: they are called “fat assholes.” [WBZ]

Why wait until tonight to get sick of goddamned St. Patrick’s Day? Do it now! Did you know there are many “Irish songs” on the YouTube dedicated to the “Black Irish” candidacy of Barack “O’bama” Obama? Well, there are! MORE »

Did you know that before Hillary Clinton saved Ireland with treaties in the 1990s, she also drove the rats out of Ireland, by shaking her Mandate Stick at them? This is why she is wearing her Hillary-Leaf Clover scarf today. But how is the Irish leprechaun Barack Obama paying homage to Hillary Clinton, patron saint of Ireland? MORE »

It is St. Patrick’s Day and so we will drag out every bit of salacious incriminating innuendo we can find to prove that Barack Obama is a secret Irishman! Ah here is a telltale sign of Irishness: Weird buttons. MORE »

Do you remember when the Irish were The Terrorists? Well they still are, and Barack Obama is an Irish leprechaun Muslim. Never Forget. [YouTube]

Way back in the Fifth Century, Eliot Spitzer took a “white slave” to Ireland. After many years of imprisonment, Little Saint Patrick escaped back to England, which was part of Rome at the time, and he remembered his Irish slavery so fondly that he vowed to return and destroy Paganism. It only took another 1,500 years for Ted Kennedy to drunkenly crash his car off a tiny bridge and drown his girlfriend. Learn more about St. Patrick’s Day, after the jump. MORE »

Just because your dad is the most powerful man in the world doesn’t mean you can’t get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day, just like the rest of us. A Wonkette operative wrote us as follows, via Treo, shortly after 12:30 a.m. on Saturday: MORE »

Just a very brief reminder: we are still soliciting more questions for our Anonymous Hill Staffer to answer. So if you have one, lay it on us. That out of the way, let’s look at our favorite comments from this week — click on ‘em for context. MORE »

At least someone at the Post has a sense of humor. This image currently graces the paper’s homepage: MORE »