iPhone Lemmings Line Up For NSA Surveillance
Friday, June 29th, 2007
Have you heard about the iPhone? It’s a wonderful new invention that lets the NSA illegally record all your phone calls, copy all your contacts, keep records of all your Web and IM activity, watch you through the camera, listen in on your household through the mic, and probably put you in a terrorist no-fly database for listening to Cynthia McKinney singing that stupid Pink song.
Have you heard about the iPhone? It’s a wonderful new invention that lets the NSA illegally record all your phone calls, copy all your contacts, keep records of all your Web and IM activity, watch you through the camera, listen in on your household through the mic, and probably put you in a terrorist no-fly database for listening to Cynthia McKinney singing that stupid Pink song.








Blowhard Australian Prime Minister John Howard better watch out who he insults. There’s a super-secret new spy base currently under construction on the blighted western edge of the so-called “land down under.” The base will coordinate communications with spy satellites and such, and will make it “almost impossible for Australia to be fully neutral or stand back from any war in which the US was involved,” according to Philip Dorlin, a visiting fellow at the Australian Defence Force Academy.
The Associated Press reports that nefarious Pepsi double-agents have been