Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell, a known weasel who bravely condoned (and lied about) whatever torture the Bush Administration wanted, has abruptly quit and is reportedly trying to make an international flight out of Dulles before too many passengers at the gate notice the sweaty twerp with the duffelbag full of loose bills looks just like that douche Wolf Blitzer is talking about on all the teevees everywhere! MORE »

Some intelligence experts suggested on Tuesday that the release of the documents was intended to distract from the current controversies.

Wow, you think? Sure, the CIA is involved in a few “controversies,” but certainly noting serious such as: MORE »