Do Not Tell Anyone About The Secret Rocket Launch!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008
The U.S. military has launched a Secret Space Rocket that is going to send Muppet alien Eliot Spitzer back to his maiden planet, and when it lands he will hit a trigger in the hatch that he thinks will let him out but in fact it will explode, as per the wishes of Joe Bruno. Nobody except the Associated Press and the whole world is allowed to know about it, because it is secret! MORE »
The U.S. military has launched a Secret Space Rocket that is going to send Muppet alien Eliot Spitzer back to his maiden planet, and when it lands he will hit a trigger in the hatch that he thinks will let him out but in fact it will explode, as per the wishes of Joe Bruno. Nobody except the Associated Press and the whole world is allowed to know about it, because it is secret! MORE »
