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Wonkette Sponsors Won't Give Up Even After They Lose

Thanks to Wonkette's advertisers, who remind us all to be steadfast in the face of whatever, which is inspiring to all of us who dare call ourselves American:
  • Political Wire
  • National Organization for Women PAC
  • Squishable.com
Want to reach Wonkette's witty & wealthy elitist readers? Click here to start your American journey.

5:15 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Ken Layne
226 views, 3 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Aren't Bitter At All

Thanks to Wonkette's new advertisers on our just-launched new BlogAds! We will skip the hilarious political joke in this week's sponsor note to mention that this whole Wonkette site is up and moving to its new hosting home very shortly, at which point every ad space on this here gossip blog will be exclusively sold by our friends at BlogAds, who invented the Blog Ad. (That means they'll also be at the top of the page, and we will say farewell to Gawker network ads and those Gawker Artists who scare you so much.) Anyway, thanks this week to:

  • Squishable.com
  • Taegan Goddard's Political Wire
Click on over and say Hi. Want to reach Wonkette's elitist readers? Click here and get in during our pre-moving Fire Sale!

1:38 PM on Fri Apr 18 2008
190 views, 6 comments

Latest by wheelie: So farewell then, gawker arts of teens in their underwears. Where will you sell yourselves now? www.vatican.va is bound to give you an opening. more »

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Wonkette Sponsors Dodged Sniper Fire At TGIF

We bow our heads to our advertisers, who would never videotape that kind of stuff with 500 different escorts, maybe.

  • Honda Fit
  • Mini
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
  • VW

Ready to smell the glove? Click here to learn the fun details!

12:30 PM on Fri Apr 11 2008
402 views, 3 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Will Play Hoops With Hillary And Barack

Whether a fancy $4,300 call girl or a common $150 Michigan hooker, Wonkette's advertisers always bring you top value for your dollar.
  • American Apparel
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
  • VW

Want to reach Wonkette's discreet and discriminating readers? Click here to talk to the madam. More »

11:33 AM on Fri Apr 4 2008
203 views, 5 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Will Take This Fight All The Way To Denver

If it means destroying the Democratic Party and letting John McCain blow up the entire universe, then that's what Wonkette's loyal, steadfast advertisers will do, because they understand destiny:

  • American Apparel
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com

Want to take down the rest of the country just to reach Wonkette's wealthy, clever readers? Just click here to make it happen.

12:00 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
107 views, Comment

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Wonkette Sponsors Are Ashamed Of Their Grandmas In Kansas

Wonkette's high-class advertisers would never do a trashy photo shoot for US Weekly, because they're from a new hopeful generation.

  • American Apparel
  • Mini
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
Want to meet Wonkette's elite readership in the fancy hotel cocktail lounge so the security guard keeps quiet? Just click here for all the steamy details.

11:41 AM on Fri Mar 21 2008
95 views, 3 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Are Seven-Diamond Hookers

Thanks to our very discreet advertisers for sending over that $4,300 by wire transfer, and pretending we were high class when we were really just high.
  • American Apparel
  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
Interested in getting a 3 a.m. phone call from our madam? Click here to reach Wonkette's big-spending readers.

12:57 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
300 views, 2 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Have All The Delegates They Need

When the phone rings in Texas or Ohio at 3 a.m., Wonkette's sponsors will answer in a way that sounds very "can do" and serious, even if it's just their drunk uncle calling to talk about this waitress he saw at Hooters. This week we thank:

  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
Interested in reaching our over-educated, money-spewing readers? Click here for advertising details!

12:00 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
129 views, 1 comment

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Wonkette's Advertisers Wear Briefs Over Boxers

We are the sponsors we've been waiting for. No, actually, these fine businesses are the actual sponsors. Yes They Can!

* Kenneth Cole
* Mini
* Uwishunu.com

Interested in being a superdelegate of advertising? Click here for information!

11:47 AM on Fri Feb 29 2008
241 views, 6 comments

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Wonkette Sponsors Did NOT Have Sex With That Lobbyist

The presumptive frontrunners all thank Wonkette’s wonderful sponsors, who have never shied away from writing a letter to the FCC in our favor:

  • Independent Spirit Awards
  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • Uwishunu.com

Interested in reaching Wonkette’s fancy readers? Click here for the exciting details!

11:37 AM on Fri Feb 22 2008
By KLayne
91 views, Comment

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Bill Clinton Loses Temper Over Wonkette Sponsors

Thanks to our sponsors this week for neither supporting Chicago slumlords nor sitting on the board of Walmart. More »

4:16 PM on Fri Jan 25 2008
By Newell
943 views, 3 comments

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There's No Crying in Wonkette Sponsors

Thanks to our sponsors this week for predicting a Bill Richardson loss in New Hampshire. More »
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Wonkette Sponsors Would Totally Have Posted Those Carnage Pictures

Thanks to our sponsors this week for sticking with us, snark or snark free. More »
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Megan Carpentier Will Not Waterboard Wonkette's Sponsors

Thanks to our sponsors this week for sticking around Friday afternoon instead of being lame and going home and not clicking on our amazing articles HINT HINT. More »

6:05 PM on Fri Dec 21 2007
By Newell
470 views, Comment

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Wonkette Sponsors Contribute to Wonkette Blimp

Thanks to our sponsors this week for spending 12 years in college. More »
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Wonkette Sponsors Prefer Axis of "Evil" Over "Fun"

Thanks to our sponsors this week for sending us catty tips about their gay friends. More »
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Illegal Alien Wonkette Sponsors Invade 'Sanctuary Internet'

Thanks to our sponsors this week for releasing us from hostage. More »
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Wonkette Sponsors To Plant Questions With Dumb People

Thanks to our sponsors this week, who we’ll collectively call “the Colonel Sanders of sponsorship.” More »

9:00 PM on Fri Nov 23 2007
By Newell
752 views, 3 comments