Wonkette Sponsors Won't Give Up Even After They Lose
- Political Wire
- National Organization for Women PAC
- Squishable.com
Thanks to Wonkette's new advertisers on our just-launched new BlogAds! We will skip the hilarious political joke in this week's sponsor note to mention that this whole Wonkette site is up and moving to its new hosting home very shortly, at which point every ad space on this here gossip blog will be exclusively sold by our friends at BlogAds, who invented the Blog Ad. (That means they'll also be at the top of the page, and we will say farewell to Gawker network ads and those Gawker Artists who scare you so much.) Anyway, thanks this week to:
We bow our heads to our advertisers, who would never videotape that kind of stuff with 500 different escorts, maybe.
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If it means destroying the Democratic Party and letting John McCain blow up the entire universe, then that's what Wonkette's loyal, steadfast advertisers will do, because they understand destiny:
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Wonkette's high-class advertisers would never do a trashy photo shoot for US Weekly, because they're from a new hopeful generation.
When the phone rings in Texas or Ohio at 3 a.m., Wonkette's sponsors will answer in a way that sounds very "can do" and serious, even if it's just their drunk uncle calling to talk about this waitress he saw at Hooters. This week we thank:
We are the sponsors we've been waiting for. No, actually, these fine businesses are the actual sponsors. Yes They Can!
* Kenneth Cole
* Mini
* Uwishunu.com
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The presumptive frontrunners all thank Wonkette’s wonderful sponsors, who have never shied away from writing a letter to the FCC in our favor:
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