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Christopher Hitchens Is Depressed

Monday, November 6th, 2006

'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics' - WonketteThe drink-soaked popinjay’s latest column for The Observer is so glum that we nearly slit our wrists, and we still can’t figure out what he’s going on about. But he is depressed, and bored, and powerless to control the forces of American idiocy that surround him. Some highlights, or low lights: MORE »