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Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Pssst, Wanna Read Something REALLY Racist?

It's Steve Bannon's favorite book! And BOY HOWDY, it is ... whew boy, it's bad.

Deleted Comments: Night Of The Vegan Nazi Holocaust Denier!

If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Suing Obama, Hillary, Black Panthers For ‘Race War.’ As One Does.

The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.

How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS

Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
A History Of Bad Ideas

In Tribute To Rock Hall Of Fame, Nazis To Recreate Altamont Concert At Cleveland GOP Convention

A bunch of neo-Nazis is planning to roam the streets outside this summer's Republican National Convention, to "protect" Trump supporters. Can't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
Just what we need: Dudebro fascists

Cuddly, Fresh-Faced White Supremacist Will Make Montana Great Again, Yes Siree

Oh great, now we've got millennial white supremacists. And in Montana, one's going to be an actual Republican nominee for the state legislature.

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Wishes Godless Gaywads Would Stop Pickin’ On Him

Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a magnificent buffoon. You 'member him. He's the justice who's been standing in the courthouse door, trying to block the big gay U.S. Supreme Court from throatcramming his precious Alabammy...

Racists And History Nerds Join Forces To Save New Orleans Confederate Treasures

We reported last week that the New Orleans City Council had voted to grind the city's confederate monuments down to a fine dust and force pig turd racists to snort them for a Festivus miracle. OK maybe it didn't vote for...
Let's say it together: He seems nice.

‘Sovereign Citizen’ Porn Producer Decides He’s A Doctor, Nevada Disagrees

Yet another sad development for freedom, as the fascist authorities of Nevada have arrested a self-trained "doctor" who claims to have "performed dozens of abortions, circumcisions, castrations, root canals, even cancer treatments." Rick Van Thiel doesn't have a license or...
Fuck that dumb flag.

Confederate Flag-Humpers Indicted Just For Threatening To Kill Black Children

We can only imagine, as a verified Southern, what it must feel like to be a really shitty, confederate flag-loving moron who can't even manage to finish rubbing his privates against the trailer park's communal sex goat before he hears...
Maybe this is happening because Jesus hates you.

Oh No, Josh Duggar’s Cheatin’ Penis Makes The Family Values Crowd Look Bad!

Oh no, Josh Duggar has strayed from his Christian marriage by getting on the internet to find strange hoo-ha to dip his Duggar Stick into, and the Family Research Council, AKA the Southern Poverty Law Center-designated "family values" hate group where...
Beautiful souls, each and every one.

And Then Suddenly All Eyes Were On Charleston. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Well, Wonkers, it was a sad week, as we, and the nation, became transfixed on the gruesome murders that took the lives of 9 people attending a Bible study at a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina. And...