James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
This is totally normal. All of it.
Looks like a rising tide of hate doesn't lift all U-Boats.
We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?
This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.
Remember, it's only a legal document if it's 'signed' with a red thumbprint. But not on the Solstice.
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
It's Steve Bannon's favorite book! And BOY HOWDY, it is ... whew boy, it's bad.
If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.
The list also includes George Soros, Eric Holder, Louis Farrakhan and your mom.
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?