Every unemployed blogger knows how hard it is to find romance when you’re not doing much of anything except being supported by your parents. This alone could explain Meghan McCain’s dating predicament! But instead of just trolling for free or cheap sex on Craigslist like a normal human, she had to whine about it on Tina Brown’s Waughvian Internet Lark, which statistics show is a very unreliable means of getting laid. MORE »

Terminally unemployed beer heiress Meghan McCain continues her very weird too-much-information blogging at Tina Brown’s secret charity project for the rich, The Daily Beast. Today, we learn how she is just not getting laid at all, and she is NOT turned on by Obama supporters (because they hate her fraud dad) but she is also not really charmed by GOP guys, because they’re all homos who will only date Meghan if she’ll dress like her mom — pearls, weird pants-suits, etc. — because all the closeted Republicans need somebody who looks kind of like that to be the “political spouse.” MORE »