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Feds Clear Al Qaeda In Spinach Attacks

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Brushing off the threat of those faceless terrorists who make salads by day and kill at night, federal health officials announced today that nobody is suspected of messing with the deadly spinach leaves. MORE »