Tag: spies

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s Management Tips: It’s All The Hunger Games And Shit

Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?

Obama Boots Trump’s 400lb. Russian Hackers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 30, 2016

Obama leaves Russia with severe butthurt, Trump's minions are already fracturing, and Bob Marshall REALLY hates porn. Your daily news brief!

White Nationalist Dude Pretty Sure Evan McMullin Is Secret Gay Homosexual Spy

A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!
He likes that song about the Secret Asian Man, though

Donald Trump Doesn’t Trust American Intelligence Agencies, May Just Go With KGB Instead

Donald Trump doesn't have a very high opinion of American intelligence. That seems ungrateful to the people who won him the nomination.
Go nuts

Fox News Sent A Spy Lady Out On Dates With Reporters, Like An Old-Timey Honeypot

Gross old Roger Ailes ran a dating service, only it was actually more like a spy ring. Our lack of surprise is palpable.
Go nuts

Here Are Your Missing 28 Pages Of The 9/11 Report, Truthers, You’re Welcome To Them

Are you a person who can do the critical thinking? Do you prefer evidence to supposition when forming conclusions? Well, then, congratulations to you, smarty-pants, YOU do not have to read the 28 pages held back from the 9/11...
Go see it, it's good!

U.S., Russia Engage In Cold War Cosplay, Tears For Fears Reunion Next

Unlike many fanbois of a certain age, we are not opposed to Hollywood show biz remaking stuff we liked from back when we had a narrow waist and somewhat more/better hair. Lady Ghostbusters, sure! An actual transsexual Dr. Frank-N-Furter, why not? But certain...
At least this time it wasn't in a bag on fire

Russian Spies Pooped On U.S. Diplomat’s Carpet, Which Really Tied The Room Together Man

International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the...
He's a very talented guy; he'll be able to pull it off.

James O’Keefe’s Shoddy George Soros Spywork Even Lamer Than We’d Imagined

With James O'Keefe's botched attempt to infiltrate George Soros's Open Society Foundations, we learn (again) just what a shoddy amateur spy he is.

James O’Keefe Steps On Own Dick, Declares Flawless Victory Over George Soros

James O'Keefe, the master of fake scandals, has an exciting new failed investigation into what he claims are billionaire George Soros's efforts to undermine democracy. No evidence at all, but some very shocking accusations!

This May Be Michele Bachmann’s Worst Stunt Yet

Ugh, a Bachmann story that we'd like to ignore if it was just another stupid gaffey line about nothing, but this really seals it: she needs to be in a mental institution, which we mean 100% seriously and with...

Quitter Bachmann Withdraws Swiss Citizenship (To Work Undercover)

We've seen this ruse before, Bachmann. You think no one would suspect it, then you get caught, and now you're all, "Oh, I'm done being Swiss." She only loves "America" now. We're not buying it, SPY. This continues to...