This is a bit old by “news” standards, but famous television celebrities “Heidi and Spencer,” who are probably not even real, just holograms from space, went on the Alex Jones radio show recently to discuss the New World Order. You care about this. We are only two minutes in, but have already heard Heidi say that as a “Christian” she knew about the Antichrist, but didn’t know “who it was,” until she learned it was Barack Obama, the end. [Clusterstock]

Much as we’d like to ignore them, teevee bimbo Heidi Montag and her idiot boyfriend Spencer Pratt keep finding their way onto this site. First they endorse John McCain, and then Heidi becomes friends with Meghan McCain, another random unemployed blogger. Tsk tsk, Meghan! This crowd does not like you for your personality! Because if you look now, Heidi & Spencer are publicly bragging about how they’ll get Meghan to pull some strings with her father for a trip to “entertain the troops.” But entertain how? MORE »