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After the week we've had, go ahead and treat yourself. Stripping starts at about 4:30. Then it gets even better. Tell us again, Barack,...

Did you know that Rick Santorum is a very Christian person? He'd always come across to us like a publicly secular, church on Easter...

Oh hi, how is the State of the Union? Sounds pretty gassy so far, what with the drilling for natural gas in every national...

Resurrecting the speeches of fiendish politicians is the best thing about the Internet, and today we have a new floating spirit in the form...

Remember when Barack Obama was all, "And I will stop having all these wars everywhere"? No? Lately, people have been telling us that he...

The wat is over. This is reality: Osama bin Laden, killer of people in office buildings, is dead. President Barack Hussein Obama overcame his...

"Curse-bombs," the AP calls them. Yep, that is a way to get attention. We have a feeling Donald Trump is going to really focus...

Oh, other people shouted stuff at Dick Cheney yesterday at CPAC. Don't think you're safe from a little underground bunker torture, Paultards. He's still...

We just started watching. Keep refreshing this! "If the president wanted to be like Ronald Reagan, he would sign a balanced budget amendment!" "We are the...

Egypt President Hosni Mubarak has finally given into protests somewhat, saying he will not "run" (as if he ever has) in the fall for...

We thought it was odd the American public described Obama's speech on Tuesday as "salmon." But you know what? We looked back at the...

His fellow Americans, there is an economy, and we should have more of it. Because if we don't have more economy, some other country...

Why does Michele Bachmann like the history of the founding fathers so much? Because, apparently, you can just make it up as you go...

Like many professionals of a certain age, Richard Cohen goes to a lot of funerals. Very, very, very soon, he will attend his own,...

Arlen Specter, still talking, but for one last time: “The spectacular re-election of Senator Lisa Murkowski on a write-in vote in the Alaskan general election...

"I hate socialist abortionist foreign black people," the seal said, running off to join a Tea Party rally.

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