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Here it is, if you missed some, or all of it, or maybe the Secret Service took your laptop when you were getting a lemonade. Not quite as crazy as watching it with 80,000+ cheering Obama nuts in an outdoor football stadium at nightfall, but it is pretty great and filled with good lines. [YouTube]

McCain is giving a speech! Let’s talk about it. He is going to give us a thousand-year war in Iraq. He is a lunatic. “We had just one strategy, to you what I believe.” The funny thing is he believes absolutely nothing. Nothing! A mailbox believes more things. MORE »

Hey, it’s Barry! And now he’s a bigshot winner. Let’s see what he says.

“They said, they said, they said ….” This is going to be a “They said” speech. MORE »

In the great tradition of ginning up Americans with ‘American Dream’ speeches, Sen. Barack Obama channeled his inner Reagan and MLK in his ‘Reclaiming the American Dream’ speech delivered today in –where else? — Bettendorf, Iowa! Before Obama even took stage, his campaign staff informed us that they’ve assembled various experts to comment on his speech (Who knew we had American Dream experts?). After the jump, the experts pucker up. But what we really want to know is what YOU think of his speech. Let’s talk about our feelings.

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Can you feel the electricity? We’re just minutes away from the president’s major speech on terrorism. Wonkette HQ will alas be multitasking over the course of the address, but hey, that’s why Scott McClellan has a job, right? MORE »