Castro doesn’t seem to be dead. MORE »

Anyone who works at the State Deparment want to confirm the anonymous rumor we just heard that everyone’s freaking the fuck out re. the unverified death of Fidel Castro? MORE »

So who’s going to replace Scott McClellan? Truth be told, there’s not much new on that front. Executive summary: Any Republican who has ever been on TV is under consideration. MORE »

Milbank goes with the absolute worst metaphor we’ve seen in some time (helicopter malfunction = Bush failing to “gain altitude”?), but makes the good point that had McClellan resigned before Bolten’s SHAKE-UP-A-PALOOZA it would’ve been seen as a “statement,” and McClellan is not a man of statements. Though we’re not convinced Scott ever really wanted to resign. MORE »

Wait, who?! Snow? McClellan? CHENEY?

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Sharks circling… MORE »