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MITT ROMNEY

Mystery of Mitt’s Mormon Underoos Solved

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Tighty whities can look good on the right, um, pelvisJust before the Salt Lake Olympics, Mitt and Ann Romney had a bunch of reporters to dinner in Park City, Utah. One of them, Candus Thomson of the Baltimore Sun, found herself with a full bladder and in a long line for the guest bathroom. Mitt, being a gracious host, showed her to the master bath where (as she was leaving) she found his underwear a-swingin’ on the back of the door. In the face of Mitt’s reticence to discuss his undergarments, she has unburdened herself about the sight she observed that night: Fruit of the Loom tighty-whities, size 34. Mystery solved! So now we can go back to discussing the serious issues that face our country! LOL, no, I know, it’s just time to get every candidate (HIllary included) to talk about their underwear, too. [Baltimore Sun]