Tag: special elections

But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!

Court Orders Scott Walker To Stop Fucking The Badger

Can't lose an election if you refuse to let the people vote!

This Trump Tweet Is A Goddamn Masterpiece

Poppy's got his phone back, and he's got some crazy shit to say!

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!
We're sure he'll find a way to Shake This Off too.

County Wants Aaron Schock To Pay For Special Election To Put New Buttcheeks In His Old Seat

Aaron Schock, the hot male personal photographer-having FORMER congressman from Illinois, still has a war chest with $3.3 million in it, due to he was apparently very good at fundraising, and also because he apparently had some very creative...

Roland Burris Wants To Run For Re-Election, But Only To Finish Glorious Term

Earlier this year, a court ruled that Roland Burris could not run in a special election to finish out the final weeks of his term, from the November election until the new Congress meets. The court said that was...

Remembering This Historic Night, When The Naked Man Tried To Sell His Daughters

We assume that guest editor Josh Fruhlinger knew all along, ever since he wrote this post about some mean and very very naked state senator three years ago, that this same asshole would sooner or later win Ted Kennedy's...

Hey Here’s A Bunch Of Links About Massachusetts!

Aww, Michael Steele and his minions weren't allowed to do stuff in Massachusetts. So Michael Steele is just pretending that he is a secret agent pulling the strings behind closed doors. This should keep him distracted for another few...

Check Out The Boston Globe’s Super Interesting Poll Watching Feature!

YES. Real-life voters making crass, childish comments about their polling locations and others' political beliefs! This completely re-justifies the Globe's existence. And the best part is... ...IT IS THE LEAST MODERATED COMMENT THREAD EVER (although we didn't try curses): Hurry...

SEND SEXY ELECTION DAY PICS TO YOUR WONKETTE, YOU "MASSHOLES": Considering how gay and Maoist you people are, a sizable chunk of you probably live in Massachusetts, the site of today's exciting political election between a poorly programmed Democratic...

John Kerry Could Verily Be Brought To Fisticuffs

John Kerry, who polls suggest is one of only a handful of Democrats remaining in Massachusetts, is furious over the Naked Republican's insurgent campaign, calling his supporters "tea baggers" and all. He's already rolled up one sleeve, don't make...

The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now

Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? "I just got a polling call about Martha Coakley. I also had to answer questions about gay marriage, Israel, and malaria, including this...