Few e-mails — especially press releases! — have ever been so deserving of a Gmail Star. Oh, GAHH, this was for “Immediate Release” and we’re 11 hours late! Sorry! Onward. MORE »

• WE’RE IN THIRD: We’re in third second place to take over the GOP, and since Paultard ideas don’t count, we’re really in first. But keep voting! MUSH, MUSH. [Rebuild The Party]