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Ever since we called the Paultard’s Dec. 16th moneybomb an “abject failure,” Wonkette’s inbox has flooded with spambot hate mail the likes of which we’ve never (well, rarely) seen. Among the things we’ve learned the last two days: (a) We “neo-libs” fawn over Bill Clinton (b) I “am a child,” but “Ron Paul is a man” and (c) the word “slatternly” can be used without irony. But there’s just too much to recount briefly, so after the jump, we bring you some of the best Paultard mail of the week. Maybe we’re trolls, but at least we’re not abject failures. MORE »

The War on Paultards reached a turning point yesterday, and the spambots — very, very serious this time — are gasping for breath on the Internets today. A flood of spam in late October promoting Ron Paul has been traced to criminal spambots in Ukraine — about 3,000 of them! — that targeted over 162 million e-mail addresses. So. Now. Will these Paultards stop pretending they are real humans? MORE »

This is what your G-mail looks like when certain spambots detect a blip from your IP address that you’ve been disrespecting their master. This example from my Wonkette inbox bears all the hallmarks of a classic Paultard hit-and-run: domains such as “juno.com,” “netzero.com” or that deadliest of foes, “info.us”; claims that if you’re not for Paul, you’re for Hillary; lazy inconsistencies like “4 PRESIDENT” vs. “FOR PRESIDENT!”; and finally, body text that offers you quick credit without background checks.

After the jump, some other e-mailed comments from the suddenly mobilized Paultard herd. MORE »

Eh, so what if it’s trolling. These e-mails are too precious! In response to this Ron Paul post:

No I’d have to say that they are very smart. I mean why even write something like this. The man has the only points worth talking about. Matter of fact they are vital to the health of this country. We cannot afford business as usual. If your going to write a hit piece do it with some authority. In this case that is impossible the man is honest, experienced and has integrity with unimpeachable character……nice try.

Stiiiiill waiting on that new spam filter.

Three of the worst things in the world — Paultards, New York City and Republicans — combined Tuesday in a digital fantasy world known as the “Metropolitan Republican Club” to vote in the New York State Republican Straw Poll. The results were announced yesterday, and it’s clear that some alien spambots must have hacked into the voting system. MORE »

Take a good look at the enemy in blue on the right. This is a sniveling “moneybomber” bot, one of many that donated $4.3 million to Ron Paul’s campaign yesterday. They are electronic, wear blue and have lots of money to waste. Send this to the Gmail admins if you ever hope to see enhanced spam filters. Because, like the HIV virus, the illegal alien Paultardobots have been evolving faster than current technology. [AP Photo via WP]

Somewhere deep in the frozen confines of the Internet, a legion of illegal alien spambots known as “supporters of Rep. Ron Paul for president” turned their cold laser eyes towards Wonkette this weekend, “destroy” being their only directive. We’ve ripped on the ‘tards a lot recently and definitely saw this coming. But they really are kind of retarded. And spambotic. MORE »

In their continuing quest to destroy the world, Ron Paul supporters have been stepping up their spamming efforts through the employ of rogue spambots. According to the University of Alabama-Birmingham’s computer forensics research department — which has some project where they read spam messages all day — many of the Paultards’ e-mails are “clearly not coming from Ron Paul’s official campaign, but rather illegitimate spam operations and botnets.” MORE »