• May 28, 2012

spain

So you hate America? Then you must love soccer! Soccer, or “foot-ball” in Latin, is a game Americans force their children to play (badly) for a few years before they graduate to “real sports,” such as driving to Checkers in Ford F-350s while drinking a Big Gulp of chocolate sauce. Still, not that many people [...]

Here is your daily dose of International Politics: one of those gals from one of those shows that all your kids watch on the cable TV, doing the world’s tamest lap dance for a fake Obama in Spain. Remember when Marilyn Monroe sang “Happy Birthday” to the president and the whole world got an erection? [...]

It’s a very exciting day for Pensacola! While Barack Obama is distracted by irredentists in the Canadian provinces, King Juan Carlos I (Carl’s Jr.) and Queen Sofia, Los Reyes Católicos, traveled by aeroplane to Florida, which they first discovered in the year 1559. The Reconquista has begun!

We have listened to this recording of John McCain’s interview with Radio Caracol Miami where he appears not to know who the prime minister of Spain is, or whether or not he’d be willing to meet with him. It is just … weird.