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Posts Tagged ‘spain’

The Foreigns Vote Early And Often

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I vote for you and me making sweet loveDid you know that Americans aren’t the only ones to have elections? That’s right, the Foreigns do as well! Also, did you know that while American elections drag on for months and years like some grisly cavalcade of damned souls, many Foreign election campaigns are literally required by law to last only a couple of months? I know, it makes those crazy foreign lands sound like a wonderful paradise, if you can get past the cholera and the hairy armpits on the ladies! This week, take a look at some upcoming elections that will be long forgotten while our ass clowns are still jabbering away on the TV. MORE »


We Watch Condi so You Don’t Have To

Monday, November 5th, 2007

CondiRoundup.jpgWhat has Condoleezza Rice accomplished in the past week? The answer is always the same: nothing! What has she been doing, where has she been going? Well, that’s a more complicated question. Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomatâ„¢! This past week, Dr. Secretary sat around and offended her underlings, said goodbye to an old friend, got sharp objects thrown at her by Turkish children, and then received a subpoena from mean people who just won’t leave her alone!

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Bush Determined to Strike in Iraq

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

This war'll be a lotta fun for both of us! - WonketteIn the weeks before the Iraq war, Bush’s public face was impatient, eager to begin the invasion, and unwilling to acknowledge the validity of opposing viewpoints. In private, his attitude, as the transcript of a conversation between him and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar released by El Pais today reveals… was, uh, exactly the same. Pretty much. MORE »


Remainders: Can’t Go Bust If You Want to Be President

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005