Orange-headed bulb-nosed Mexican-hating fruitbat Lou Dobbs has really only failed at two things: Being a successful television news anchor, and being a dot-com executive. But the Space.com/CNN loser is now aiming to fail on a truly epic scale: He wants to run for president!!! Oh please, Lou, run for president. You can Mexican-wrestle Sarah Palin for the nomination … whoops, never mind, at least Sarah Palin is *popular* with the wingnuts. [Politico]

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Hating on Mexicans and “Islamo-Fascists” every day might seem like a full-time job, but orange-headed Space.com-founder Lou Dobbs found time this holiday season to hate on an observant Jew, too. According to Populist Lou, a “militant fundamentalist rabbi” complained about all the Christmas trees at Seattle’s airport, and Christmas was ruined for Jesus-fearing white children throughout the Pacific Northwest. MORE »