Look what you’re missing on the Tucker Carlson Show! Not much, to be sure, but we need to keep up with the Conservative Media Personalities to see what they know about Cheney’s new “moon base” which is being installed by Halliburton to goad the Space Monsters into a war so we can take all the natural resources from the gas giant Bespin. The ex-Canadian assistant space police guy under Pierre Trudeau is saying this, so it’s probably pretty much true. Also, Tucker supports bombing innocent E.T. babies with depleted plutonium, and he has patriotically assaulted many older gay aliens in the Mos Eisley cantina.

Bush Plans Defence Stance Against Aliens [YouTube]

So, um, there’s this CNN video of Bush talking about the subprime mortgage meltdown. And there’s a frickin’ SPACE ALIEN standing over his right shoulder, presumably giving him his lines. Go ahead, watch the video. WHAT IS THAT OMG WHAT IS GOING ON?

Help for homeowners in trouble [CNN Video]

Well, it’s Friday, and this is my last post of the day/month/year, and it is a YouTube clip of President Ronald Reagan saying, twice, in public, in front of television cameras, that he wants Space Monsters to invade Earth so we will have a common enemy and then be able to be friends with The French. And as crazy as it sounds, compared to “Let’s Blow Up All The Muslims” it is kind of charming. Happy Labor Days and Good-Bye.

Ronald Reagan and Aliens [YouTube]