Tag: space

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

ROCKET!! That Is All. Just ROCKET!!!!!!!

His spaceship knows which way to go.

Donald Trump Signing Order To Be First President To Send Men To The Moon

Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon

Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?

In fact, it's cold as hell

Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?

Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.

Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren’t You Surprised??

The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
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Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

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In Space, No One Can Hear Your Shrieking About Global Warming

What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

Astro Nice Time: Kid Gives His Piggy Bank To NASA, Gets Call From Real Space Man For Reals

We always feel a little guilty when we dress up a "not as horrible as it coulda been" story as a Nice Time story, and this has been a week where too many stories needed Remedial Kittens, so it...

House GOP Will Explain To NASA All About This Space And Science Stuff

Hello, have you met the Republican wingnuts on the House Science Committee? They include: Paul Broun, who has told supporters that evolution and the big bang theory "are lies straight from the pit of hell,"  and Dana Rorhabacher, who once suggested that temperature...

Newt Gingrich Still Angling For Job As Governor of Moon

The 2012 election is the collision of many, many smaller issues: Immigrants, and how they're destroying everything; the disenfranchisement of Poors, due to laziness; that little issue of health care and who gets to blame whom for $700 billion...

Canada (Two Teenagers + Lego Man) Takes Over American Space Program

Things have not been going so well for America's space program. We had a sad when we read about how the Obama Administration basically told Barack he could not have any exciting or inspirational "moon shot" programs, because everything...

Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek Population Promptly Dies Off

Newt "Skywalker" Gingrich has been declared the geekiest candidate of them all in a new six-page "study" conducted by Scientific American. The criteria? Obviously not intelligence, but rather knowing stuff about topics including guns, stars, the Internet and science...