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ESPLODING SPACE JUNK

Russian Rocket Trash Meteor Met Fiery Death Over Virginia, Causing Scary Boom Sounds

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

And then the junk invaded America and turned us all gay.So those awful explosions that you all witnessed the other night were not angels lighting their farts on fire, or meteor showers, or anything else Celestial. Apparently a fearsome Russian Rocket vomited its “space junk” all over the Eastern seaboard. Why don’t Russians care about the environment? MORE »