The “Southern Avenger,” who apparently writes a column for an alt-weekly in Charleston, is dismayed with Mike Huckabee’s lack of conservative credo — how the Ric Flair endorsement cloaks the tax-hiking libbral in a tough guy’s robes. This is some kind of video, folks, and includes the line: “It’s amazing the degree to which my childhood squabbles now mirror my adult life.” [YouTube]