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Posts Tagged ‘south park’

INTERRACIAL WARFARE

Jesse Jackson Jr.: Jesse Jackson Sucks At Life

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

So Jesse Jackson asked Barack Obama to teabag him or something; we don’t know yet. Anyway, here’s a statement from Jesse Jackson Jr., a national co-chair of Barack Obama’s campaign as well Jesse Jackson’s terrible son:

“I’m deeply outraged and disappointed in Reverend Jackson’s reckless statements about Senator Barack Obama. His divisive and demeaning comments about the presumptive Democratic nominee — and I believe the next president of the United States — contradict his inspiring and courageous career. …Instead of tearing others down, Barack Obama wants to build the country up and bring people together so that we can move forward, together — as one nation. The remarks like those uttered on Fox by Reverend Jackson do not advance the campaign’s cause of building a more perfect Union.”

Racist. [WP/The Trail]


CONGRESS

Precious Freedoms: Thomas Jefferson & Talking Cartoon Poop

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. - WonketteA retired professor sick of campaign mailings from her GOP congresswoman decided to send a message back: she brought some dog crap wrapped up in said mailings to the representative’s district office. MORE »


REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

Rumors On The Internets: Nice Game Console, Comrade

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

* Last vestiges of notoriety not enough for John Edwards to cut the line for Playstation 3 at a North Carolina Wal-Mart. [Outside the Beltway]
* Jim Webb bored of talking about Iraq war, turns attention to class war. [Winds of Change]
* Republican Congressman blames election losses on “rednecks.” [Hotline on Call]
* Control of America’s population growth has been handed to “a fucking insane person.” [Feministing]
* Tonight’s South Park episode lampoons newspaper critic by portraying him as a newspaper employee. [Buzz Machine]
* Internet awash in unanimous praise for Milton Friedman, almost. [Cryptogon]


REPUBLICANS

Rumors on the Internets: Dating Scene In Tripoli Totally Awful

Monday, August 28th, 2006
  • Whatever Mahmoud has, Muammar wants - and thus the state blog of Libya is born. [AlGathafi Speaks via Hot Air]

  • To some, the glass is always half-empty; to Republicans it’s always totally full no matter what. Like, even if it spills, its still full. [Unclaimed Territory]
  • Armitage still only tip of iceberg in Plamegate, everyone still lying.[Political Animal]
  • Marines in Iraq forcibly showing the South Park to Saddam — you know, the part where he’s Satan’s bottom. [Yahoo! News]
  • Bloggers move one step closer to outing Anonymous pork loving senator, by sending “is it you?” emails. [Dean's World]

NORTH KOREA

Still So Ronery

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Was it just a week ago that Kim Jong Il dispatched a bunch of rockets into the Sea of Japan? What exactly does the Curly Howard of the Axis of Evil have to do to keep our goddamn attention? MORE »