Tag: south carolina

There was a methy, crunchy-faced man in the gas station, glaring fire at us. My husband let his testosterone rise, ready to strike like...

While Donald Trump technically won the South Carolina primary on Saturday, in that he received more votes than anyone else and also got all...

Greetings, salutations, and happy voting day. Wait WHAT!? Voting day?!?! Calm down, you don't need to readjust your calendar or change out of your footie...

Jeb Bush is not dangling on the edge while fondling his gun that says JEB BUSH on it, contrary to certain vicious internet rumors he started, but...

Charlestoners! (That is your new name.) It is Friday, so we finally picked a spot for our Wonkette Winter Wonksicle Tour Meetup and Drinky,...

Poor Jeb. He was born with a silver bullet in his mouth. On Tuesday, after Jeb tweeted this idiotic picture of a gun with...

Aw fiddlesticks and tricky zippers, more bad news for sad pathetic loser Jeb Bush. Despite his shameless desperate begging for the endorsement of one Gov. Nikki Haley...

While the maggot-infested trash heap that is the Palin family is drunk-brawlin' for Trump, there's one almost-member of the clan who's got a taste for Canadian...

Americans are an inquisitive people, always driven to seek out answers to the questions that matter, like "Is there proof of Albert Einstein's theorized...

So now we guess it is the Republicans having a debate every blasted Saturday when decent people just want to watch anything else? After...

Oh, to have the utter confidence of Ben Carson. This is a confidence that surpasseth understanding. It is a confidence completely unrelated to any...

You might not think of Michigan as being in the running for finding the gays the ickiest, but it's right up there with somewhere like...

On the other hand, he did beat Gov. Chris Christie, who isn't going on to South Carolina and plans to drop out of the race...

Everyone knows the best part of having a lovers' quarrel is the making up. Whether the tiff is about whose turn it is to...

Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before...

You probably bleached "moderate" Republican Judge Jeanine Pirro from your memory after she sank to the bottom of the sea on the FAIL boat....

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