south carolina
Mark Sanford Briefly Relevant Again For Last Time In His Life
What would you think of Mark Sanford if we told you he was a philandering simpleton with the impulse control of an autistic starfish? If you are more than half of voters in yesterday’s South Carolina 1st Congressional District special election, the bidding starts at “He ain’t the ‘bortion lady, right?” Mr. Sanford has defeated [...]
South Carolina Dem Chair Has Totally Believable Lie About Dumb Thing He Said About Nikki Haley
Oh Southern Dems. First you shoot your own fool faces off by being SUPER FUCKING RACIST about Mitch McConnell’s Taiwan-born wife, Elaine Chao, who’s enough of an asshole that you DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BRING HER ASIANNESS INTO IT. Well, now the chair of the South Carolina Democratic Party has said an idiot SUPER FUCKING [...]
Jenny Sanford’s 2010 Book Suggests Mark Sanford Maybe A Bit Of A Dick
There’s this exciting special election happening in South Carolina today between a comedian’s sister and a hiking aficionado. This being South Carolina, the slime machine has been running at high RPMs, with nasty push polls making anonymous slurs against Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, and over the weekend, the Stupidest Man on the Internet ran — twice — [...]
Drudge Siren! Elizabeth Colbert Busch’s Life Of Crime!
YOU GUYS! ELIZABETH COLBERT BUSCH IS A COMMON CRIMER, and GATEWAY PUNDIT HAS THE GOODS!!!!1! What goods? Just the GOODEST KIND OF GOODS! “Elizabeth Colbert Busch is running for Congress. She’s also running from her criminal past.” Her criminal past? Fuck yeh.
Is Elizabeth Colbert Busch A Deadbeat ‘Bortion-Having Crime-Doer? We Are Just Asking
Oh, South Carolina, you are so very special, the way you keep the Confederate flag handy because the South is sooooo gonna rise again, y’all, and the way you voted for Newt Gingrich to be your Republican presidential nominee, and the way you just looooooooooove to believe the most shocking of rumors when some mysterious [...]
Biggest Victim of Last Week Was Mark Sanford, Says Mark Sanford
Sad sex monster Mark Sanford took out a full-page ad in the Charleston Post & Courier on Sunday just to tell America: Mark Sanford knows that “it’s been a rough week.” It was a confusing time, these past days, and how about this media coverage last week, right? “The media does all of us a [...]
South Carolina Congressdude: Gun Background Checks Will Rwanda Us To Death
We must admit we are impressed. In a media environment where Everything Is Just Like Hitler, Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-South Carolina Like That’s A Surprise) proves once again that he is a master of analogy. Seeking a worst-case scenario for expanding background checks to cover gun shows and other private sales, he didn’t simply grab [...]
Sorry Ladies, Super Sexy Sexxxter Todd Kincannon Is Off the Market
Good news, Wonkanovas! It seems that being a perv who enjoys sending unsolicited pics of your block-and-tackle to any woman who so much as looks at you is no impediment to finding a hot young thang to settle down with! This is a relief to yr lonely-hearted blogger, who will shortly sext every woman in [...]
South Carolina Republicans Sad Elizabeth Colbert Busch Isn’t Uglier
We sure do live in scary times. Former South Carolina governor — and REALLY enthusiastic Appalachian Trail hiker — Mark Sanford might have wrapped up his party’s nomination for the 1st Congressional District special election to replace Tim Scott — you know, the one black dude Republicans are kinda sorta proud of because DIVERSITY! — [...]
South Carolina Legislator Forming Militia Immune To Federal Law, What Could Go Wrong
Take note, all you people planning on invading South Carolina: They are going to be ready, and they will ignore hypothetical federal laws to do it. A subcommittee in the South Carolina State Senate has just passed a bill onto the general committee that defines “the duties and responsibilities of the South Carolina Unorganized Militia,” [...]
South Carolina Republican Bravely Tweets Similarities Between Trayvon Martin, Super Bowl
Meet Todd Kincannon. This tall drink of water is the former executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party, an attorney, and the community organizer of something on Twitter called the Twitter Gulag Defense Network or #tgdn. Todd Kincannon is also a man with some very strong opinions about last night’s Super Bowl. This Super [...]
Lindsey Graham: Murderess Hillary Clinton Got Away With Murder (Again)
Lindsey Graham, a United States Senator, thinks Hillary Clinton is murdering people (again). Not in a “I have flying robots coming to help you celebrate your wedding” way, because complaining about that would be libtarded, but in a MURDER way! Just like she did when she murdered Vince Foster and Joe Scarborough’s intern! Let us [...]
South Carolina Restaurant To Illegal Aliens: ‘Eat Me’
Hey South Carolina Messican restaurant Taco Cid, what’s got staffers in heelarious uniforms featuring Messicans getting trapped in boxes like animals by aid of a taco lure, are you sorry that everyone in the country except other racists thinks you are balls-out racist? Oh, you’re not? That is so weird, we thought you would say [...]
South Carolina Has Fun New Idea: Jail Officials Who Implement Obamacare
Anyone here from SOUTH CAROLINA? Yes? Maybe you can explain to us why your state is so crazy, possibly as crazy as Florida (or at least, coming at a close second): South Carolina state Rep. Bill Chumley last week pre-filed a bill for the upcoming legislative session that would criminalize implementation of President Barack Obama’s 2010 [...]
In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party’s Lone Remaining Black Representative
Rep. Tim Scott (R-SC), who is the Other Black House Republican Besides Allen West, is your newest Senator from South Carolina, after Jim Demint left to grift money at the Heritage Foundation! YAY!!! Many people think that Tim Scott is somehow better because he is more moderate than Allen West, which is sort of like a fried [...]
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