Tag: south america

Not the actual pope.

Does Commie Pope Francis Heart Kim Davis? Bad Commie Pope!

So Pope Francis was flying back to Europe or outer space or wherever he lives, and some reporters decided to ask him about the most important issue facing America, which is Kim Davis, the yokel Kentucky clerk dragging a...

Presidential Commission Exonerates BP, Tony Hayward’s Yacht

The National Commission on the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill and Offshore Drilling -- better known as the NCBDHOSOD? -- has published a very official report which proves BP never made a "conscious decision to favor dollars over safety."...

Election Observers Will Observe Hugo Chavez’s Earthquake Machine

"Election observers" (CIA people) are in Venezuela, probably trying for another coup d'etat? Let's hope so! As international delegates begin trickling into Venezuela to oversee Sunday's National Parliamentary election, some in this nation of 27 million say there are...

MARK SANFORD IS MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN SOUTH AMERICA: Here's a fun story about how embarrassing South Carolina is, on a global scale: "He was in Peru, on a train from Cusco to Machu Picchu, when he and his...

McCain Demands Obama Visit Every Place On Earth

John McCain and pals had a lot of fun criticizing Obama for never visiting Iraq. But then Obama announced he would be visiting Iraq after all, in another one of his terrible flip-flops. Well Walnuts, where should inexperienced adult-child...

Daily Briefing: The Cloud Over Karl