Did you hear the news? Bernanke says the economy is kinda sorta, maybe just a tiny little bit better. Wo-Hoo! You must now be rolling in dough, congratulations! What to do with all that disposable income, that is, before the gang ‘o six taxes you to hell to pay for their fully illegal-immigrant-free health care reform? Why, spend it on a lavish meal at some of DC finest, and most expensive restaurants, of course! MORE »

Tuesday, May 26 through Sunday, May 31: There’s no musical that screams young white suburban angst like RENT. It managed to make AIDS the hit disease that all the teen-aged girls wanted, as did it make hating your parents and wanting to live in abject poverty the coolest things ever!! MORE »