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  your saturday nice time post!

Mazel Tov And L’Chaim To That SC Governor Who Ran Off To Argentina And His New Mistress Betrothed!

Oh happy day! We awake to the joyous tidings that former governor Mark Sanford (R-Appalachian Trail) and his lady love, that chick he was flying off to South America to bang, have sealed their passions with an engagement! It’s like a fairy tale, you guys! The [Argentine] paper [Clarin] said Sanford arrived early at the restaurant and gave β€œa bag with the (engagement) ring to one of the waiters,” asking him to β€œto invent a good story for his girlfriend.” Sanford then hid in a bathroom. So now Mark Sanford is a bathroom goblin as well? This is excellent news for Larry Craig! Read more on Mazel Tov And L’Chaim To That SC Governor Who Ran Off To Argentina And His New Mistress Betrothed!…
  abandonment issues

Mark Sanford Disappears, Returns, Makes Out With Ex-Wife

Yesterday The State, which is the New York Times of Columbia, S.C., asked one of the pertinent and perpetually relevant political questions of our time: Yo where Mark Sanford at? The question– which sparked a bloggin’ frenzy — for it was a sparking thing — arose after America’s Governor of Sexting failed to tell the press and his lieutenant governor why he didn’t show up for work on Monday. He’s really into abandonment, isn’t he? Read more on Mark Sanford Disappears, Returns, Makes Out With Ex-Wife…