Wonkette Operative Special Mission: Be Michele Bachmann’s Intern!
Monday, March 5th, 2007
This is the kind of double-secret intelligence-gathering covert agent work that separates the Tipsters from the Operatives: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann ISO young, sexy college students to serve as spring interns.
Although she has only served for six or so weeks (so far!), Rep. Bachmann has already distinguished herself by:
a) Sexually assaulting the president on live teevee after the State of the Union speech.
b) Doing right-wing talk-show interviews while naked.
c) Unveiling the secret conspiracy to give Iraq to Van Morrison’s old band (”Them”).
d) Running a Minnesota baby farm.
Don’t you want to work with the Honorable Hotty McCrazyLady? Details after the jump.
This is the kind of double-secret intelligence-gathering covert agent work that separates the Tipsters from the Operatives: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann ISO young, sexy college students to serve as spring interns.
Although she has only served for six or so weeks (so far!), Rep. Bachmann has already distinguished herself by:
a) Sexually assaulting the president on live teevee after the State of the Union speech.
b) Doing right-wing talk-show interviews while naked.
c) Unveiling the secret conspiracy to give Iraq to Van Morrison’s old band (”Them”).
d) Running a Minnesota baby farm.
Don’t you want to work with the Honorable Hotty McCrazyLady? Details after the jump.









Many people are uncomfortable in front of a camera. It’s made much worse when you have nothing to do, and the camera stays on you for an hour. So we sympathize with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Dick Cheney (to a degree), who are forced by convention to sit behind the President during the State of the Union address and try not to look bored. They both preformed admirably, if awkwardly.