Tag: sotu

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.


If the Republicans who run our government don't have to spellcheck, we don't either.

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Trump Demands Congressional Applause. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 1, 2017

Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!

Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017

Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!

Ted Cruz’s Illegal Poutine Farts And Mike Huckabee’s Duggar Tantrums: Your Weekly Top Ten

Oh hey Wonkers, what's up? Are you having a nice January Saturday morning, lounging in your sex onesies? Good! Are you ready to read your weekend top ten list? Oh good, we are glad for that too! Put on...

Now Cancer Has Killed Alan Rickman. Screw You, Cancer

You know what? Just ... no: Alan Rickman, one of the best-loved and most warmly admired British actors of the past 30 years, has died in London aged 69. His death was confirmed on Thursday by his family who said...

Congressperv Steve King Happy To Shuck His Corncob Over RINO Nikki Haley

Trigger warning for ew gross disgusting nasty stop it, just stop it, too late, here we go, GAHHHHHHHHHH: The Republican representative from the Fried-Ethanol-On-A-Stick State has already pledged his monogamous undying NO HOMO love to Ted Cruz, whose stellar "principled conservative" values...

BREAKING: Kim Davis Did NOT Say President Obama’s SOTU Speech Was ‘Good’

Attention, please! Important journalism update! As we all know, the most important news of the week -- if not the whole year or the whole EVER! -- is that Kim Davis, the gay-hatin' quadruple-married ex-whore-slash-clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky,...

GOP Excited Gov. Nikki Haley Is Such Brown, So Lady

Good news for South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley! On Tuesday, she managed to deliver the most successful Republican response to a State of the Union address in recent memory. She hit all the right notes: Obama sucks; yay America;...