The first verse is “The Democrat secular progressive move, political correctness is killing us too. They want to take the money from the hard workin man, and give it to the lazy folks that don’t give a damn.” The opening image of the video is, of course, a fat slob sitting on a tractor. Jesus wept. MORE »

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A “tipster” sends us this terrible, frightening YouTube video of … we don’t know. We have no idea. It appears to be a zombie murdering a screeching robot in the dark. Or, of course, a novelty item promoting Barack Obama’s candidacy. MORE »