Jim Gilmore Struggles For Relevancy
Monday, November 19th, 2007
![Just because I too sick to run for President doesn't mean I can't run for Senate](http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/11/old%20man%20eyebrows.jpg")
Remember when Jim Gilmore was running for President? No? That’s ok. It was only for like 2 seconds and he barely raised any money and then dropped out. But he was just using that as a springboard, because today he announced his intention to lose the race for the Senate seat being vacated by John Warner. Mr. Crazy Old Man Eyebrows (the picture doesn’t do them justice) will be running against the suave and well-coiffed Mark Warner, who is rich, pretty and likeable (and thus dogged by rumors of either being a womanizer or a gay). May the best hair win! [Jim Gilmore for Senate, Mark Warner for Senate 2008]
Remember when Jim Gilmore was running for President? No? That’s ok. It was only for like 2 seconds and he barely raised any money and then dropped out. But he was just using that as a springboard, because today he announced his intention to lose the race for the Senate seat being vacated by John Warner. Mr. Crazy Old Man Eyebrows (the picture doesn’t do them justice) will be running against the suave and well-coiffed Mark Warner, who is rich, pretty and likeable (and thus dogged by rumors of either being a womanizer or a gay). May the best hair win! [Jim Gilmore for Senate, Mark Warner for Senate 2008]