socialism
What Kind Of Flibbertigibbet Single Lady Hasn’t Already Started Saving For Her ‘Baby Nurse’ Fund?
Did you know that ‘Merica is the most bestest country that ever lived? It’s true! We are No. 1!!!!!!1! at everything: bankrupting our peoples what don’t have health care; losing lots of monies doing war to other countries; and making single-parent families suffer extra hard because something about bootstraps and also we hate socialism. Here’s [...]
Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook That’s Better Dead Than Read
by Doktor Zoom
Fasten your seatbelts, Time Tourists, because this week, our visit to the world as seen through a 10th-grade evangelical textbook, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, will continue our whirlwind tour through the MADcap world of the Cold War (Spoiler: Reagan wins it through deficit spending and yelling at a wall).
Pamela Geller: Obama Is Naziest Nazi Who Ever Nazied, Totally Gonna Kill All The Jews
You would think that we could no longer be surprised by either Pamela Geller or WND, but this did set us back on our ripe yet slender haunches: How long do Jews have in Obama’s America? How long before we can’t walk down the street with a kippah or a Star of David? This is [...]
NRO Has Smart Plan To Save America: Raze The Universities & Re-Educate All People In Glasses
by Doktor Zoom
Some people simply do not handle losing very well. Unable to accept that the electoral system in their beloved Constitution could possibly allow those other people to win, they suggest that maybe we need a revolution, or that America died and God’s wrath is at hand, or that maybe rassenfracken pimps whores welfare brats makin’ [...]
Free Republic Geniuses Would Like To Be Part Of England Again, To Escape Socialism
Oh look, some super-brilliant science nerd at the Free Republic has written an Open Letter to the Queen of Englande! It is full of incontrovertible facts, like how we must rejoin the British Empire, because Barack Obama is socialist. But wait! you are shouting at yourself, while scratching your belly, isn’t the United Kingdom sort [...]
Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook That Redistributes Reality To Home-Schooled Children
by Doktor Zoom
So now that we’re well into the nineteenth century with our hilarious 10th-grade textbook, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, we’re getting to some of the pivotal Bad Guys from the editors’ closetful of nightmare boogiemen. Last week it was Charles Darwin and a collection of terrifying Victorian philosophers who advocated such radical notions [...]
Sundays With The Christianists: With This ‘World History’ Textbook, Your Homeschooled Babbies Will Not Evolve
by Doktor Zoom
It’s time for another visit to the funhouse mirror held up to history by our 10th-grade textbook for homeschoolers, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. If the Church of Rome was the textbook’s designated Big Bad for the period from Constantine through the Reformation, then history’s other greatest monster is Charles Darwin, who along [...]
Romney: Healthcare Through Emergency Rooms Is A Pretty Sweet Deal
by Doktor Zoom
In his interview on CBS’s 60 Minutes yesterday, Mitt Romney patiently explained that the Poors don’t need to worry about health care, because they are allowed to live even though they do not pay taxes and emergency rooms are required to treat their irresponsible asses anyway, so why all the fuss anyway? Asked by interviewer [...]
Wingnuts Outraged Over Socialist Marxist Hippie-Dippy Multi-Culti Antiwar Olympics Love-In
Which part of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies did you like best? Was it the plutocrats murdering the workers in the Industrial Revolution, or the pagans calling forth their gods with sacrificial virgins and maypoles? Was it the reference to the Industrialization of War? Was it the stunning black British girl texting, or the dorky boy [...]
Are You A French Person Fleeing Socialism? Buy This New Jersey Manse, Off Craigslist!
We guess this New Jersey homeowner has not heard the terrible news that Barack NOBAMA has turned the Good Ol’ US of A into a socialist nightmare, as he has taken to the pixels of Craigslist to offer up this gorgeous Gary Gardner-built manse for only $3.175 million to those Franch elite (or Franch elite [...]
Why I Am Challenging Jonah Goldberg To A Fight For Charity, By Jamie Kilstein
I have disliked Jonah Goldberg for a very long time. For starters, he wrote a bestseller a while back called Liberal Fascism. Get it?! Liberals are like fascists….WHO MURDER PEOPLE! LOLZ! STAB! KILL! NADER!!11111 I am yet to find the relationship between wanting equal rights and a strong social safety net, as well as an [...]
Obama Administration Has Devious Plan To Socialize Education Probably
Speaking of public education and third world countries, guess where YOUR tax dollars are going? A) to public universities, which will give all Americans access to an affordable college education for the enrichment of all, B) to private, for-profit colleges universities, so Poors, seduced by pictures of cute girls studying in pajama bottoms can pay [...]
Does Barack Obama understand capitalism? This is a legitimate question that Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post would like answered, given that Obama is a Socialist bully who uses intemperate language and who is NEVER EVER THERE for America’s bff Israel and MIGHT take powers granted to him by Obamacare to legislate “new and previously [...]
Rich Lowry: When Will This Welfare Queen ‘Julia’ Get Off Head Start And Pell Grants?
Rich Lowry simply does not care for the Obama campaign’s fictional “Julia.” Julia begins her interaction with the welfare state as a little tot through the pre-kindergarten program Head Start. She then proceeds through all of life’s important phases, not Shakespeare’s progression from “mewling and puking” infant to “second childishness and mere oblivion,” but the [...]
Oh No France Is Socialist Again
by Lisa Wines
Last night at 8pm not-your-time, two hours after the Belgian and Swiss media had already published election results and 30 minutes after Nicolas Sarkozy deleted his Facebook page, the French media announced that socialist François Hollande (great NYT bio) will be the next president of France. France is a country of 1,765,983,854 laws that are [...]
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