May 27, 2012
socialism
Does Barack Obama understand capitalism? This is a legitimate question that Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post would like answered, given that Obama is a Socialist bully who uses intemperate language and who is NEVER EVER THERE for America’s bff Israel and MIGHT take powers granted to him by Obamacare to legislate “new and previously [...]
Rich Lowry: When Will This Welfare Queen ‘Julia’ Get Off Head Start And Pell Grants?
by Rebecca Schoenkopf 11:19 am May 8, 2012
Rich Lowry simply does not care for the Obama campaign’s fictional “Julia.” Julia begins her interaction with the welfare state as a little tot through the pre-kindergarten program Head Start. She then proceeds through all of life’s important phases, not Shakespeare’s progression from “mewling and puking” infant to “second childishness and mere oblivion,” but the [...]
Oh No France Is Socialist Again
by Lisa Wines 9:35 am May 7, 2012
Last night at 8pm not-your-time, two hours after the Belgian and Swiss media had already published election results and 30 minutes after Nicolas Sarkozy deleted his Facebook page, the French media announced that socialist François Hollande (great NYT bio) will be the next president of France. France is a country of 1,765,983,854 laws that are [...]
Fox News Threatened By Liberals’ ‘Socialist’ Efforts In Outer Space
by Liz Colville 2:20 pm April 25, 2012
You would think that if The Liberals decided to go off to outer space to do their thing, maybe accidentally never come back, get sucked down a liberal wormhole, Fox News would be happy, but you would be wrong. Fox News reports, via Space.com, that there is a new company headed by people including Google [...]
Wingnuts In Full-Scale Panic Over ‘Socialist’ Third-Grade Sing-a-Long
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 6:24 pm January 3, 2012
A group of Virginia third graders composed a song about the spiritual emptiness of greed, which they sang for their fellow public school students at an assembly — good on them, right? Except, UH-OH TIMES A HUNDRED, they included the term “99 percent” in the lyrics. Since when are children allowed to use SOCIALIST PROFANITIES [...]
Tony Perkins Discovers True Meaning of Jesus: Capitalism Is Awesome
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 9:52 pm December 6, 2011
In honor of #OccupyCongress and the “Take Back the Capitol” movement that officially began today in Washington and the patient citizens who put up with lawmakers who hid from them and tried to have them arrested for seeking — GASP — meetings with their representatives, we will now enjoy a hearty chuckle at one of [...]
Fox News Dingbats Using Up Oxygen To Intensify War Against Puppets
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 11:47 am December 6, 2011
Oh look, a new children’s film starring Muppets with the controversial theme “greed is bad” is the scandal-du-jour over at used dildo recycling plant Fox News? Sure. Last Friday the Fox News business channel presumably had some airtime to fill to avoid any lengthy discussion of the Labor Department’s positive jobs report, so actual tumor [...]
Republican Strategists ‘Frightened To Death’ By #OWS Movement
by Ken Layne 4:05 pm December 1, 2011
While the Occupy Wall Street movement can sometimes seem to be more about tents and police and pepper spray than the crushing economic injustice in this country, Republican political operatives are having no trouble at all figuring out exactly what #OWS wants. “I’m so scared of this anti-Wall Street effort. I’m frightened to death,” top [...]
Bachmann Memoir: Bush Was a Socialist, Boehner Was Dean Martin
by Wonkette Jr. 1:21 pm November 16, 2011
One of the funniest things Michelle Bachmann ever did – this week! – was to name her new book “Core of Conviction,” by which she means she should be convicted for being criminally insane. And now, courtesy of some tortured bet-losing news room intern who was forced to read an advance copy of her certifiable [...]
Ron Paul: Africa’s Famines Will End When They Quit Being So Socialist
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 7:02 pm September 15, 2011
Ron Paul! He knows what’s wrong with Africa. All the famines, the people dying over there that you may have heard about in the news lately? It’s because Africa is socialist. The whole place! RON PAUL, on Africa: ”All I know is if you look at history and if you compare good medical care and you [...]
New U.S. Achievement: More Americans In Poverty Than Ever!
by Ken Layne 1:03 pm September 13, 2011
If the sunshine seemed a little bit brighter this morning and the air a little bit sweeter, you were surely imagining it — Obama’s new smog allowances keep the skies permanently brown and sour, despite the collapse of American manufacturing. But America is on the rise in one exciting new respect: One of every six [...]
Rick Perry Proposed ‘Bi-National’ U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11
by Ken Layne 1:58 pm August 31, 2011
Rick Perry had a grand idea, just days before Muslim Terrorists attacked the United States on 9/11/01: Mexico could join together with the United States to provide free socialized health care for everyone, Mexican and Texan alike! This is how Rick Perry spent the days before 9/11, trying to give our capitalist freedom to a [...]
Patriotic Children’s Book Here To Rescue Your Child From Socialism
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 4:24 pm August 30, 2011
Are little Jimmy and Janie coming home from school with a bunch of godless socialist ideas about “redistributing toys to other kids who haven’t had a turn” and “waiting in communist bread lines to go out to recess?” If you are worried this kind of Soviet indoctrination is taking hold of your youngster in our [...]
Paul Ryan Charging Town Hall Attendees $15 To Yell At Him
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 1:40 pm August 17, 2011
Corporate rentboy Paul Ryan has a “neat market solution” for making sure that his constituents leave him the hell alone next time he wants to preach to a town hall crowd about his fever dreams for destroying Social Security and Medicare: charge everyone $15 to come in the door. “What does no one in America [...]
Tea Party Won’t Vote For Pell Grants For Welfare Queen College Students
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 12:06 pm July 29, 2011
Frothing gremlin mosh pit “the Tea Party Caucus” is psychologically composed of the shrill, whiny kids on the playground who were already yelling “socialism!!!!” by age four when the teacher tried to give another kid a turn on the swings at recess, so here we are today with your adult-size whiny children complaining they won’t [...]
